In honor of Santa Claus punching Arius at the Council of Nicea... :-) (Yes, yes, I know, it's historically dubious, but still.....)
"Deck the heretic in folly falalalalalalala!
Lest the flock be melancholy falalalalalalala!
The Trinity now do affirm ye falalalalalalala!
The Three in One and One in Three falalalalalalalala!"